nice…
Pick-up line: “I think it’s high time someone came over here and told you what everyone has been saying about you behind your back.” “And… Read More »nice…
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confused
Ladies..Men think with their penis… So if you see one scratching their crotch, it means they’re confused.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
like mal nipple
Religion is like the male nipple: It has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to screw it in, and four to sing about how… Read More »How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your…
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note, in my bedroom.
no, I am not
My friend said im trivial and boring. Funny thing, Did you know the word ‘trivia’ has an interesting origin story.
procedure
Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic… Read More »procedure
one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of… Read More »one eye
once or twice
My young Secretary was telling me a story today, that she had great sex last night with her boyfriend. But when they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked her boyfriend what happened to the other five condoms?
He told her he’d masturbated with them.
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