make fun
I tried to convince my little girl that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants. …But she didn’t buy it. She’s still making fun… Read More »make fun
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self checkout
The self checkout was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
device
Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speech? It’s called Alcohol..
never tell
One thing my old Dad always said to me: Son, never explain yourself to anyone. He never did tell me why.
r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be. Drag and drop.
modern
Me at art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art. Art dealer : I beg your pardon Sir,… Read More »modern
do you have an opinion?
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
choose
There are two ways to avoid hangovers: 1* Don’t drink 2* Don’t stop
secret
You know what Victoria’s Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue.
I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money !
I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money ! Bloody bank !