BBQ rules
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity… Read More »BBQ rules
Fun jokes
Browse our collection of funny jokes, one-liners, puns, dad jokes and more. The largest collection of humor online, updated regularly with new and hilarious jokes for all ages.
Girl: ok, you hang up. boy: no,you hang up girl: oh LOL, you…
girl: ok, you hang up. boy: no,you hang up girl: oh LOL, you hang up. President Obama: ” Aww both of you hang up.
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Whenever somebody says that something is “better than sex”, I always think “better than sex with you maybe”.
You can drown in 2 inches of water.
You can drown in 2 inches of water. I’m not stating facts, but I’m making suggestions.
not enough
Excuse me waiter, I’d like to return my food. It only received 10 likes on Instagram.
search history
When I die I want my internet search history to be read out at my funeral. That way all my friends and family will go… Read More »search history
no chance
Teacher: “don’t get smart with me.” Student: “with you teaching there is no chance of that.”
unexpected guests
“This is the police open up!” “NO!” “Why not?” “It’s really messy in here and I wasn’t expecting guests.”
bad example
My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved with drugs… A Porsche and his own house by the… Read More »bad example
I walked into an explosive shop the other day and wanted to buy…
I walked into an explosive shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when… Read More »I walked into an explosive shop the other day and wanted to buy…