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WHAT IS IT BOY!!?? DID YOU SEE SOMETHING??? -Me talking to my penis when I get a random boner.
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point
Why do people point at their wrist when they ask what time it is? I don’t point to my crotch when I ask where the… Read More »point
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations…
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations…
not using
Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my “M” back…. you know, since you’re not using it. Sincerely, -usic
lawyer
*Me as a lawyer* “Guiltypersonsayswhat?” “what?” “Your honor, I rest my case.”
transformation
Relationships are weird. “you’re funny and smart” eventually turns to “you think you know everything and everything is a joke to you”.
early
The people who complain about Mondays must not start drinking early enough.
surprise lunch
Put in an official complaint at work the other day after finding someone had shit in my lunchbox, and they immediately launched an investigation. Turned… Read More »surprise lunch
I just called in sick because I have a cold…. case if beer in…
I just called in sick because I have a cold…. case if beer in my fridge.
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santas got Facebook