regret
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my girlfriends bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I’d never put it on now
Fun jokes
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confusing
I need to delete some of my fake dating profiles. It’s gotten so confusing I just met myself at Starbucks.
unbelievable
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
complimentary
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says… Read More »complimentary
Great
You know the sex was great when your room looks like a scene from ghostbusters. Stuff thrown everywhere, and covered in slime.
asking
Got stopped by a policeman today. “Any idea how fast you were going back there?” He said “I’ll ask the questions”
advice
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
rates
How Girls Rate Guys: (Looks + money + humor + intelligence) So if you score a 0 on looks and humor, but have a 1… Read More »rates
another version
What if humans came from Mars? Some catastrophe happened and they needed to leave so “Noah’s Ark” was built as a space ship instead of… Read More »another version
prank
There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.