work out
I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.
Fun jokes
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one, two..
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will…
I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.
Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U…
Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.” Mom: What are you spelling? Me:… Read More »Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U…
bankruptcy
I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!
dictionary
The Hawaiian word for “lava”: “aa”, is remarkably similar to the word for “lava” used in the village of Pompeii: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
randevu
“Be very silent, i dont want my parents to know. They will kill me if they know I’m doing this, especially with you,” I whisper… Read More »randevu
cleaning
The only thing that men are good at cleaning are the Browser History.
viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
no addiction
After beating my gambling addiction for the last 8 months, I’ve decided to treat myself to a vacation with the money I’ve saved. Las Vegas… Read More »no addiction