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Fun jokes
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too serious
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
if you know what i mean
I’ve been called sugar, pumpkin, honey, cupcake, sweets…all kinds of damn food. I’m a girl, dammit. Eat me.
they want…
“Siri, what do women want?” She hasn’t shut up in 3 days.
Friday night
It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again…
anything
They told me I could be anything, so I became a submarine. – Titanic
example
My son asked me what was like to be married… So I deleted all the songs on his ipod and left only one.. that should… Read More »example
surprise
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger turned 66 and his family threw him a party and when he walked in they shouted “Surprise!” his “Another maid is pregnant?”
solved
When my wife picks a restaurant that I don’t like, I just say “oh yeah, that’s where that really cute girl works”.Problem solved.
difference
how guys propose: on one knee. How girls propose: “I’m pregnant!!”