fence
The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.
Fun jokes
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guards
Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?
true love
True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.
no guess
The wife rang me earlier and said: “You’ll never guess who I saw today.” “There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I… Read More »no guess
recording
Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? they’re recording everything!
“Hey, Jesus.
“Hey, Jesus. At what time are we having the last supper?” “‘Last’?” “Supper. I mean just supper. Hehehe…” “You’re weird, Judas.
great Wall
My son has a huge wall of toys in his room. I call it the Great Wall Of Made In China.
experience
Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. We have to pay for theirs too.
don’t ask
If you have to ask a woman if she came, she didn’t.
Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a…
Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a heart attack when he saw his son.. Lying under the bed sheets with… Read More »Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a…