honestly
“You have to enjoy the little things in life,” …I whispered into my girlfriend’s ears, as I took my pants off.
Fun jokes
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like football
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…
I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning…
I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were. Anyway, then the bell… Read More »I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning…
If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me…
If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me to find the hole and even a few more minutes to stick… Read More »If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me…
caught
I lost a very good friend and drinking partner yesterday.. His finger got caught in a wedding ring..
I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work.
I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work. Apparently taking your work home is classified as ‘theft’ when you work in a ‘Bank’
too much
Bars are weird, they’re the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product.
are you done
Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table “are you done with that?” Especially when he’s breaking up with his girlfriend.
fruit
I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex.
Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex. Girl: I won’t, my lips are sealed. Guy: LIAR!