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nerves

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.My boss immediately came over and… Read More »nerves

french embassy

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take  a leak. After a long search he just  couldn’t find any public bathroom to relieve himself.  So  he went down one of the side streets to take care of  business.  Just as he was unzipping, a London police  officer showed up.
 “Look here, what are you doing?” the officer asked.
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dates

WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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compliment

I love what you have done with your hair, how do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenly he realised there was a couple making… Read More »yard sale

blonde

Death : ” its time , give me your hand ” Blonde : ” No way , I know that if I don’t touch you… Read More »blonde

avoiding

When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.