Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes and medical humor to cure a bad mood, no appointment needed. From questionable diagnoses to waiting-room woes and doctors with a terrible bedside manner, these funny doctor jokes are just what the comedian ordered. Take two and call us in the morning.
Got some sad news today.
After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with his patients and now can no… Read More »Got some sad news today.
A doctor told his patient
“Sir, I’m afraid to tell you that your DNA has been completely reversed”The guy said “ok, and?”
What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
Both have to smell it; neither get to eat it
Electrician goes into coma after coming in contact with power lines.
“He should be fine,” say the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”
How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
I really love the ticking of old clocks
My psychiatrist calls it a second hand emotion.
A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
his name is anthony, we met in a college improv class and we grew to be pretty close friends. i honestly didn’t know that he… Read More »A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
A man was out hunting one day..
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and… Read More »A man was out hunting one day..
My IQ dropped from 70 to 42. I was worried. Then I checked again, it was 110. I was shocked, I checked again to find it was 150. I rushed to the doctor.
She told me it’s my pulse and not my IQ.