A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!”The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum… Read More »A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?
It’s a fizzician!I’ll see myself out
My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed about it for a while. Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.
The medical code of ethics is way too strict. Apparently, I’m not allowed to marry a patient even if we’re in a consensual relationship.
I’m really starting to hate being a veterinarian.
An old man is at home on his deathbed…
The doctors have given him only a couple of days to live and he no longer has even the strength to stand on his own.… Read More »An old man is at home on his deathbed…
Yesterday my doctor told me my chronic diarrhea is inherited.
Runs in the family. türk takipçi
JOKESTER
*me as a doctor * Me: Does it hurt? Mother: Yes Me: Now go vaccinate your kids or I’ll punch you again. türk takipçi
Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.He slept with 1… Read More »Got some sad news today
A man goes to the doctor for stomach and throat problems.
A man goes to the doctor and complains, “Doc I don’t know why but every morning before I leave for work I dry heave and… Read More »A man goes to the doctor for stomach and throat problems.