taste test
Of course I’m a medical professional, and what do you mean your previous gynecologist never performed a “taste test” ?
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
how often
Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Only when I drink Doctor: How often do you drink? Me: Yeah, I smoke
wife’s family
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.” “Your mother’s side… Read More »wife’s family
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed. To the 1st mother,… Read More »A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
to save the Saturday
A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into… Read More »to save the Saturday
fantasy
My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.
Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..
Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts.. BBC Homepage Top News Story – Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast… Read More »Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..
advice
I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.
who tf
So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf
already
My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten… Read More »already
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