Tweet
Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
Miss him
Two newlywed go on their honeymoon. As things start to get hot and heavy, The woman says, “Please be careful with me I’m a virgin.” The puzzled man replies, “But you’ve been married 3 times before.” “Read More »Miss him
Correct
A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: ‘All we did was… Read More »Correct
Not gently
I went to see a nurse about my concerns my penis is too small. “There’s absolutely nothing there to worry about” She said Fucking bitch,… Read More »Not gently
Finger
Me: “Hey babe, I’m at the hospital, I cut off my finger.” Wife: “Oh no, the whole finger?” Me:”No, no…the one next to it.”
Manippleation
i pretend to be a plastic surgeon to talk girls into showing me their breast. some call it fraud I call it maNIPPLEation
Waiting
My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don’t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
Don’t want
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, “Give it to me straight doc!” The doctor replies, “That’s impossible, we’re… Read More »Don’t want
Fantasy
My husband asked me dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy…that we have Health Insurance!
to try
My doctor told me that I was sterile today. I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for… Read More »to try