A doctor I knew fell into a well, but it’s okay because he deserved it.
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes and medical humor to cure a bad mood, no appointment needed. From questionable diagnoses to waiting-room woes and doctors with a terrible bedside manner, these funny doctor jokes are just what the comedian ordered. Take two and call us in the morning.
Bang bang
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better.… Read More »Bang bang
A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to… Read More »A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
When the doctor diagnosed me with dyslexia
It was music to my arse
24 Hours to Live
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping… Read More »24 Hours to Live
Moth psychiatrist
A moth walks into a physiotherapists office and says “I don’t know what’s up with me doc. I just feel really down all the time,… Read More »Moth psychiatrist
docter joke
Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.He says “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”“Is it common?” I asked.“It’s not unusual” he… Read More »docter joke
JOKESTER
A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER
Improvement
What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
Reverse
I went to see my psychiatrist yesterday and he said, “I want to try a little reverse psychology on you in this session.” I said,… Read More »Reverse