I just found our Dr Pepper was a real Doctor!
Apparently he was a Fizzician.
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
A dad is given bad news by a doctor…
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?
A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
Patient: Alright doc give me the bad newsDoctor: Unfortunately you have AIDSPatient: That’s terrible news, I can’t believe it. What could the worst news possibly… Read More »A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
The best thing about being an abortion doctor
You don’t have to buy dog food
[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
A man was feeling ill whenever he woke up in the morning
So he went to the doctors and the doctor told him to wake up in the evening.
A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty… Read More »A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
I had a mild case of insanity.
The doctors said I should stop playing INSAN-D.