The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would… Read More »The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
Patient: WTF! Doctor: Ma’am, you need to calm down.Does this work? Not sure if it’s clear that the patient is a male originally. Should I… Read More »Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
What does a vegan say to his doctor?
I’m in pain from my head tomatoes
Dr – “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to advise you to stop Masterbating…
Man – “but why doctor?”Dr – “Because I’m trying to examine you”
My dentist asked me if I floss between meals
“No, usually between teeth” I replied.
This old bloke is in hospital.
This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and… Read More »This old bloke is in hospital.
Consulting a hotheaded doctor
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only… Read More »Consulting a hotheaded doctor
A couple have just had a baby
They go to the doctor to have the baby checked up.Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.Dad: what’s the good news please.Doctor: your… Read More »A couple have just had a baby
People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.
So, I’m at the doctors and this person sits next to me and says:”why so glum chum”? Told him to fuck up and went and… Read More »People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.