Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic. Fuck you that just was a lucky guess
Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his spare time. At that moment, bar phone rang loudly and Pavlov started worrying.… Read More »Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?
I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !
Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa I had to explain to him that I’m married… Read More »Sorry pal
A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously drunk man stumbles in. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for… Read More »Drinks for everyone
>>Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store in Joke of the Day Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store. While they were busy… Read More »Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store