My favorite Finnish joke
Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in… Read More »My favorite Finnish joke
Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…
“Ok” he starts, “how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”But before he can finish, a blonde woman from the audience stands… Read More »So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…
A skeleton walks into a bar,
he orders a beer and a mop
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm
”two beers, ” he says ”one for me, and one for the road.”
A Roman walks into a bar, Holds up 2 fingers, and says
“5 beers please”
I give up drinking this year
Oops I mean: I give up, drinking this year.
I caught my mate drinking brake fluid the other day
He Says he can stop any time he wants
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the… Read More »A boy was born without a body
New Year’s Eve
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready.At the stroke of midnight, she… Read More »New Year’s Eve
What did the vampire say after drinking the donkey’s blood?
Tastes like ass.