Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.
He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”Then he… Read More »At a bar, my friend made a remarkable shot in pool and I asked how he did it.
…always telling us how many inches we are going to get and always failing to deliver.
Bartender asks “What can I get ya?”The first vampire says “I’d like a Bloody Mary.” Second vampire, “I’ll take a Blood on the Rocks.” On… Read More »Three vampires walk into a bar
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!”The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum… Read More »A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
A guy named Danny walks into a bar, tells the bartender to get him four shots of the highest proof he has, and says, “I… Read More »A guy named Danny walks into a bar…
Only one thinks it gets better with age.
For support, rather than illumination.
I should quit drinking
The bartender looks at the man and says “why the costume?”The guy looks at the bartender and says “Oh, this is my work uniform. A… Read More »A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
Whoops, that came out wrongIm giving up, drinking for a year.