My epileptic son loves our new Christmas Treeby thefunApril 14, 2020 You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights. More Holiday JokesWhy don’t black people ever go on cruises?A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bagI work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, England