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A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:”What happened?” asked his family.”Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said. “Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, “Jose, can you see?”
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Two fish are in a tank
One fish says to the other and says, “How the fuck do you drive this?”
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Why did the condom fly across the room??
It got pissed off!
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I want to tell you about a girl who only ate plants…
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
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My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.
Me: work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer.Driver: I don’t like working for anyone, I like to be my own boss.Me: that’s cool, turn left ahead after the signal.
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How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!
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I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now
they are a non-prophet organization
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From my 92 year old uncle. “Times have changes so much, back in my day it was still perfectly fine to say black paint”.
Nowdays you are supposed to say “Would you please paint the fence Jamal”.
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What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?
Woops meant to use a period.
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My grandma said that we people are too much reliant on technology.
I called her a hypocrite and unplugged her life support.
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