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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. “I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!” says the boy. “Your on,” says the grandfather. “That worm is too wiggly.”The boy runs into the house, comes back with a can of hairspray, and sprays it on the worm until the worm is as straight and stiff as a board. The old man pays his grandson fifty dollars.At dinner time, the man gives the boy another fifty dollars. “I though you already gave me my fifty bucks!” says the boy. “I did,” says the grandfather. “This is from your granny.”
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Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue
For the devil can take many forms
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I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
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Narayan Narayan
r/hindumemes•Posted byu/parshuram__1 day agoNarayan NarayanContest Winner
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How did Jesus stay so ripped?
Pontius Pilates and CrossFit
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Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?
His name is Tim
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Why would you eat a clock?
There’s no real good reason, it’s just time consuming.
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WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.
under his bucking hat
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One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.
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I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked “Are you going to put that up yourself?”
I replied “No, I was thinking of putting it up in the living room actually”(Nothing better than a christmas joke on new years eve.)