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Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?
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Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long. it was made in China.
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People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
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Life gave me onions.
Onionade sucks.
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You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.
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A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD…
Suddenly the heavens open up…
“THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”
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We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard.
-IranBut you should let us have nuclear weapons.
-also Iran
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Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”.
I’m guessing that the candles are slightly used?
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i saw a sign in the hospital this morning that read ‘family planning – use the rear entrance’
thats damn good advice, i thought!
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I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that, I didn’t have the heart to show him PornHub.