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  • JOKESTER

    Work mode activated.
    Work mode initialized.
    Error 4321: could not find “motivation.exe.”
    A fatal error has occurred.
    Activating sleep mode.

  • JOKESTER

    The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate when talking to women.

  • Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary

    What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous

  • JOKESTER

    A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy
    “Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but he does have your eyes dear” said the wife

  • JOKESTER

    Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?

  • JOKESTER

    Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long. it was made in China.

  • JOKESTER

    People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.

  • JOKESTER

    Life gave me onions.
    Onionade sucks.

  • JOKESTER

    You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.

  • JOKESTER

    A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD…

    Suddenly the heavens open up…

    “THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”