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Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?”
Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
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Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub.
– Hiring adults to act like teens.
– Have lots of family issues.
– Keep remaking similar content.
– Lots of teen users.
– Fun for the whole family.
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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive.
Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my wife and there wasnt an expensive leak.
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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat…
….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
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Me: This weed is shit!!
( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
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We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay?
~NSA
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but….
shave your Valentines gift.
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“Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.
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Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?
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Telling her to calm down is child’s play, if you really want to see her lose her shit tell her that she’s acting like her mother.