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Driving down the road today.
Driving down the road today.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
“I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”
Suddenly I realized how many gynaecologists are on the roads.
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I like my women like I like my coffee I’ve never had one, but…
I like my women like I like my coffee
I’ve never had one, but they smell really nice
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Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time…
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.
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Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit.
Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?”
Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: “Yes, ready.”
Dentist: “That will be $700 please.”
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My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating.
My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating.
I didn’t know how to respond.
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Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume?
Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale
Job interviewer: Oh, that is impressive! You are hired!
Interviewee: Thanks! I really needed this Yob
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If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor…
…Then Who is.
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I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife…
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife…
He needed space.
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What’s better than roses on a piano?
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on my organ!
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What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
A bird can still tweet.