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Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..
Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..
BBC Homepage Top News Story –
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast cancer, by having their breasts sucked.
It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level. Help save a life today, Suck some boobs today! Send this to all responsible men, & to ladies who are unaware of the high risk. Men please save women. We will save tigers later..
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pride
I was sitting in a room with my Aunts, uncles and cousins I looked over at my grandmother who had the biggest smile on her face, I asked her why her face was like that, she replied “Everyone in this room is alive because of my vagina”
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ready
My husband said last night, “Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?”
I replied, “Yes I know, I’m getting ready now”
“That sounds like her car pulling up outside”
“No, that’s my taxi, see you later”
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dinner at the restaurant
Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, “Close your eyes babe and don’t peek until I say so”
A minute later, I said,”Ok, you can open them now”
“What is it then? You’ve got me all excited” She replied
…”Just the dessert trolley babe” I said,”but don’t worry, it’s past us now”
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Brain: “Ok body, lets go to sleep”.
Brain: “Ok body, lets go to sleep”.
Penis: “Hold the fuck up, I gotta get up and stretch for a second”.
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different
I don’t know babe, you have an iPhone and I have an Android. We’re just two completely different people.
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before
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider’s home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy…you just hoped nobody found out.
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drown
If humans stood in a single file line around the equator,
most of them would drown.