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cheat
I’m holding a latte and a croissant while I break into this Mercedes… That way people will think its mine and I locked my keys inside.
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no change
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ?
None. Politicians never change anything.
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movie
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied “I still love vista, baby.”
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Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity,…
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins.
Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
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An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our…
An Ad from Durex Condoms::
To all the customers of our competitors” Happy Fathers Day”
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Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job?
Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job?
He needed Space…
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trhreesome
NSA agent: honey I’m home
Wife: how was work?
NSA agent: it was great, i had phone sex threesome with a couple and they didn’t even know
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alone
I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”
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Why did god create the orgasm?
why did god create the orgasm?
so women can still moan even when they’re happy.
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so hard
Mom: Don’t make me count to three!
Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?
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