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guards
Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?
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true love
True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.
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no guess
The wife rang me earlier and said:
“You’ll never guess who I saw today.”
“There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I put the phone down.
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recording
Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead?
they’re recording everything!
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“Hey, Jesus.
“Hey, Jesus. At what time are we having the last supper?”
“‘Last’?”
“Supper. I mean just supper. Hehehe…”
“You’re weird, Judas.
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great Wall
My son has a huge wall of toys in his room.
I call it the Great Wall Of Made In China.
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experience
Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes.
Except for the government.
We have to pay for theirs too.
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don’t ask
If you have to ask a woman if she came, she didn’t.
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Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a…
Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a heart attack when he saw his son..
Lying under the bed sheets with an IKEA catalog..
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solver
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem Solver.