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  • wanna play

    “Truth or Dare” “Truth” “Whats your credit card number?”

  • prank

    Thing that cracks up all the time…
    ( it works 🙂
    Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up to a red light. Look at the guy in the car next to you, roll down your window really fast (like you want to talk to him), and when the guy rolls HIS window down look at him and yell…..
    “Oh, did you fart too?”

  • price

    Me: Oh thats cute
    *Checks price tag*

    Me:No its not

  • been here

    “hmm ive been here before”
    “how do you know?”
    “the wifi connects automatically”

  • to save the Saturday

    A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into the street and gave the guy CPR. The man was alive and breathing when the Paramedics arrived. “You saved this mans life,” They said. “Are you a doctor?” “Nope. I’m a grave digger.” He responded. “And I really hate working on Saturday.”

  • I love you

    Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my
    Parents proud & get better grades..
    Internet: What did you say ?
    Me: Nothing, I love you baby.

  • pathetic joke

    I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!”

    Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is one pathetic joke.

  • pathetic joke

    I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!”

    Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is one pathetic joke.

  • If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could…

    If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could burst out the front door looking at my arms and screaming “WHAT THE FUCK!

  • so poor

    Our family is so poor, we all Instagram the same plate of food.