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“It’s never too late!” ~Late people
“It’s never too late!”
~Late people
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under pressure
I hate that they put “use by” dates on condoms… like I’m not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
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rambo no. 5
I hope the next Rambo movie is called “Rambo no. 5”, and its just Stallone dancing thru the jungle shooting a lil bit of this and a lil bit of that!
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awkward
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.
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ready
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time
she gets ready no other place is open!
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inside
It’s not about what’s on the outside, it’s about what’s on the inside..
Especially if you’re a fridge.
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got married
A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together..
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feelings
Men have feelings too. For example, right now I feel hungry. So go make me a sandwich before I feel angry! I’ll need my energy for tonight when I feel horny! See??? Feelings….
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not looking
I wonder if the saying “You’ll find love when you’re not looking for it” applies to money too? Because let me be clear …..I’m NOT looking for a million dollars!
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advice
Guys, if you want your relationship to last, learn these six words:
“You’re right. I’m wrong. I’m sorry.”