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first instruction
The first cooking instruction on food packaging should be “Don’t throw out box until after reading all instructions.”
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unlogic
The English language: If a car transports something it’s called shipment.
If a boat transports something its called cargo.
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second best
Drawing is the second best thing in the world which requires your Hand & Imagination simultaneously.
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Every time I go into my bosses office she tells me “take a…
Every time I go into my bosses office she tells me “take a seat.” I have 14 now
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change
My ex reminds me off pink floyd… He became less ‘how I wish you were here’ since he started dating ‘the dark side of the moon’
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password
* At A Restaurant*
Waiter; What Would You Like?
Me: The WiFi Password……
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taste test
Of course I’m a medical professional, and what do you mean your previous gynecologist never performed a “taste test” ?
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mistake
My mate told me that his girlfriend talks in her sleep.
“I know” probably wasn’t the best answer.
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Dinner table etiquette help needed: I forget, on which side of…
Dinner table etiquette help needed:
I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?