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tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.
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third
If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?
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so bad
The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?
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smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone.
It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
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same resume
I can’t stand it when women say “I bet you say that to all the pretty girls.”
Of course I fucking do.
Don’t you use the same resume when applying for fucking jobs?!
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fairtyle
I had a fairytale childhood.
My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.
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characters
I needed a password eight characters long
so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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real psych
I called the psychic hotline by mistake tonight.
A woman answered and said, “Don’t worry, your pizza is on its way.”
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victim
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!
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go to study
Asian kid: My blood test came back. Im B-
Asian parent: Go to room & study til blood is A+