Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn’t even listening to you.by thefunJanuary 28, 2014April 14, 2026Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn’t even listening to you. More One-LinersI Gave your girlfriend an oral mammogram.remainingtryingI was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…freak“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” -How ballet was…