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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • etiquette

    how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password


  • My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards.

    My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards.

    I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!


  • My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day.

    My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day. I said I wanted a blowjob. She’s all, “no silly, something I can buy you.” So I asked for a good blowjob.


  • valentine

    I said to this girl, “Will you be my valentine?”
    “Talk to the hand,” she replied.
    “I did,” I said, “but he’s tired of being my date every year.”


  • cheating

    The garbage man is late.

    I think he’s been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.


  • so tired?

    Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk?
    I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk at work.


  • month ago

    We ask 18-years-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the restroom.


  • before

    No one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm.


  • Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

    Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.


  • attention

    Fires tell their kids not to play with Chuck Norris.


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