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moment
Me: “This is a heart touching moment”
Her: “No, you have your hands on my boobs”
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remember
Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar? asked a suspicious wife.
No, I can’t, the husband said.
I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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element
I’ve been suspended from school for another three days.
When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying “Element of Surprise” was wrong.
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check
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow for an MRI to find out if I’m claustrophobic.
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fun fact
Fuck a woman and she’ll love you…love a woman and she’ll fuck you!
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complaint
I’m absolutely disgusted! Easter is almost over and I can’t find any christmas cards on sale yet.
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in my
There’s a part of me that just wants to be loved…
and it’s in my pants.
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alarm clock
I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.”
I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”
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question
What’s black and begins with “Nig”?
Night. You racist bitch