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  • JOKES

    Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.

  • One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.

    One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
    In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
    Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.

  • strange

    A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce.

    He was standing in his kitchen.

  • texting

    I just saw a status posted by a female friend that said “I love my new car, I’m in heaven!” from a mobile device.

    It doesn’t say how she died but I’m guessing from texting while driving.

  • application

    There’s no problem that the proper application of alcohol can’t solve.

  • not a big deal

    I had a shit in 3 different shops today.That may not seem like a big deal.

    But only 1 of them had a toilet.

  • anywhere

    A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
    Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s it going?”
    Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean… It just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”
    Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”

  • watch out

    A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out

  • Confront

    I see the U.S. will provide financial aid to Ukraine if the leaders confront corruption.

    Because if anything stops corruption, it’s bribing someone to stop corruption.

  • difference

    Playgrounds
    1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad
    2014 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums.

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