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missing
I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife.
*wife phones*
Wife: What you doing?
Husband: Missing you
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only dust
I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner today.
It was just collecting dust.
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change name
I’ve changed my name to Getov, so it sounds like girls are shouting my name during sex.
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I can’t believe the government is reading my emails!
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails!
I don’t even read my emails.
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funny joke!
A policeman stopped me today.
As I stepped out of the car he said, “Sir, what did the big sign say back there?”
“Children, Slow Down.” I replied. “So why didn’t you?” he asked. I said, “Because I’m 32.”
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When you think about how huge the earth is, and how it’s just a fraction the size of the sun, which is just a speck of dust in the entire universe… it’s easy to rationalize eating an entire cake.
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funny joke!
I was in a serious relationship once.
We never smiled.
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Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a look at the people around me and think, maybe I already am.
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MEN: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind is like……
Just imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. ALL. THE. TIME.
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let me..
“Please, just let me finish.” I said to my wife during an argument last night.
“No I will NOT let you finish!” she yelled, pulling me off the prostitute.