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advice
the best relationship advice i can give you is make sure you’re the crazy one…
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reminder
Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.
I was unbuttoning her blouse the other day, and she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”
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boring
You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.
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new way
‘Lite’, the new way to spell ‘light’, now with 20% fewer letters.
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True fact
High heels were originally created for men. Butchers used them to avoid stepping in blood.
They were also used as weapons befor they became fashion accessories.
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actually
I love the internet becuase its the one place where people from all different cultures can socialize and share ideas and…….wait, which folder did my porn download to?!?!
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Busy hands
My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye…
I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?”
“Billy had a plank of wood in his hand and hit me in the face!” He replied I said, “Well, why didn’t you have something in your hand son?” “I did… his girlfriend’s tits!”
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the first
Kid: God made the first man and woman right?
Pastor: Indeed
Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right?
Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And God watched them, right? Pastor: Naturally. Kid: So God invented porno, right? Pastor:…..
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replacement
The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.
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funny
The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are around your ankles and you’re deleting your browser history.