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Difference
When men drink, they talk too much, drive badly, and pick fights for no reason.
Women do all of these things while sober.
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Mysterious
When people ask me what my best qualities are, I always tell them my second best quality is being mysterious.
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Backup
Multiple personalities……because you never know when you’ll need backup.
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Cloning
I just caught my son playing with himself.
Looks like my cloning experiment was a success…
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Legal
marijuana is only legal if you’re sick. so it’s ill-legal
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Friends
If I can’t buy you the perfect birthday present at the liquor store…
We probably can’t be friends.
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After watching my son play Grand Theft Auto V, he certainly…
After watching my son play Grand Theft Auto V, he certainly won’t be driving my car anytime soon.
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Use the..
Luke Skywalker and I went for Chinese. After many failed attempts by Luke to use the chopsticks, I was like,
Luke, USE THE FORKS!!
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Reminder
Just a reminder that mammogramming is more important than instagramming your boobs.
Awareness month c: