“I’ve been cheating on you,” I said to my wife .
She said, “Really? Honestly? You lousy bastard.”
“And furthermore,” I said, “she says I am fucking amazing in bed.”
“Fucking hell, Stu ,” she said. “You silly bastard, you had me going there for a minute as well.”
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