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  • siren

    A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
    She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey little girl.Read More »siren

  • like God

    My girlfriend treats me like God.
    She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.

  • story

    Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.

  • to try

    My doctor told me that I was sterile today.

    I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for a baby.

  • trust

    My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.

  • incident

    What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving?
    They both fell off the motorcycle.

  • Question

    Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?

  • Wurst

    Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.

  • reverse

    Philosophy of marriage :
    At the beginning,
    every wife treats her husband as GOD..
    Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.

  • working

    His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.”
    He opened the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold… “What the hell is she talking about?”