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Preferences
It’s funny how most men prefer specific fats on a woman’s body, while most women prefer specific muscles on a male body.
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Not gently
I went to see a nurse about my concerns my penis is too small.
“There’s absolutely nothing there to worry about” She said Fucking bitch, could have given it to me gently.
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Stoner thoughts:
Strippers are just married prostitutes. Think about it, they’ll tease you all daym but they’ll NEVER sleep with you.
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“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about…
“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about to, “Your Christmas present is in there!”
“Too late,” I said, pulling open the door.
“You get me the shittiest presents!” I said, looking in. “Why the fuck would I want a half naked milkman?”
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Complaints
Being a man is far worse than being a women. Yeh, women get periods, pregnancy and mood swings. But, men have to marry them.
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The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.
The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.
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Story
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story
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Blah blah blah
“So how did the interview
go?” my wife asked me.
“I’m not too sure to be
honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I’m a hard working person, I get on well with others, I won’t let anyone down, blah blah blah, but then he sort of looked at me funny.” “How come?” she replied. “Because I said blah blah blah.”