“Can I have a double Jack and coke please?” I slurred. “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, sir?” He replied.
“What? Listen dickhead, I could out-drink anyone. ANYONE! Do you hear me? I’ve been drinking for three days and am going to continue drinking for the rest of the week. Nobody is going to tell me I’ve had enough. So, can I have a double Jack and coke please?”
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of your vehicle.”
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