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Witness
I took a taxi to my court appearance the other day. “What are you here for?” asked the driver.
“My bankruptcy hearing. You might as well come in too.”
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Unrealistic
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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Leave me
I might look like I’m doing nothing..
but in my head I’m having a serious conversation
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Hurts
Sometimes it physically hurts to hold back a sarcastic comment.
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Fifth person
Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: ‘I heard from this guy who told somebody….’
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Replace
The L in my luck has been replaced with F.
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Only with one finger
I attracted a girls attention from across a room while I was sat down by using one of my fingers indicating for her to “come here”.
She asked what I wanted so I replied, “If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body.”
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Wrong formula
Why are Americans fat?
Because they think E=MC Donalds 😁
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Depends
Interviewer: So, What do you want to do in your life?
Me: It depends on the last movie I watched!
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One hand
I’m typing this with one hand,
“I wish you were here”