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Married sex
I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.
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JOKESTER
A man with a stutter died in prison today…..
He didn’t even finish his sentence.
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JOKESTER
What starts with an ‘O’ ends with an ‘ions’ and sometimes makes you cry?
Opinions.
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JOKESTER
I saw my Ex wife yesterday, she was at the other end of the Museum from me.
I would have said hello, but there was to much History between us.
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JOKESTER
Me: sometimes I talk to myself
Me: OMG, same
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JOKESTER
Probiotics are good for you, but they’re still not sure about the benefits of amateur biotics.
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JOKESTER
I went on a blind date with a woman, whose online profile said she had a “infectious smile.”
She was fu***ng suffering from Herpes.
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Jokester
Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine’s day.
When they answer, “dinner”, you should say, “No…after that.”
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Just sayin’
The phrase “until death do us part” was invented when the average lifespan was 35 years.