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The rude skeleton!
Why did the skeleton burp in church?He didn’t have the guts to fart.
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People keep telling me to take an Anger Management class, but I don’t understand why…
I already know how to piss off management, why would I need to take a class for it?
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Sackler Family is all the evidence we need.
The Sackler Family of Perdue Pharmaceutical has stashed billions of dollars away, profits made from the sales of opioids to the American people, profits made possible by government patents.It is time that we stop this from happening again.It is time for the US government to fund all drug research and make all discoveries made available generically.
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The best thing to come from this Trump / Ukraine scandal is that women in DC bars aren’t allowed to turn me down anymore without risking an impeachable offense
“Obstruction of Congress”
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Whats the diffarence between a dirty busstop and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty busstation, the other’s a busty crustation.
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Why is dark spelt with a k but not a c?
Why is dark spelt with a k but not a c? Because you cant see in the dark.
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My girlfriend told me she’s going to be a great comedian one day
She said every time we have sex a joke comes to her
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A doctor I knew fell into a well, but it’s okay because he deserved it.
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
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Bang bang
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went ‘bang, bang’. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?” The 80-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
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Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr President, I am sticking to the limit. Also, we’re in the middle of the city and the roads look quite busy. I don’t want to put people’s safety at risk. Trump : I know right, but I really can’t be late. Let’s do something please, just pull over and let’s swap. I’ll drive to the place, I know where it is.The two swap and Trump starts speeding like crazy. 50-60-70 mph in the middle of the city. Shortly after the swap, they get pulled over by two police agents. Only one of them goes up to the car. The agent’s intentions are serious.Two minutes later the agent gets back to his car.Agent 2: so? What happened? What’s he saying? Agent 1: nothing man, I couldn’t do anything. Agent 2: what do you mean you couldn’t do anything?! Who is he? The Police Chief? Agent 1: No.. no.. much more.. Agent 2: who? The Governor? Agent 1: no man much more. I don’t even know who he is. I just know that Donald Trump was his driver!