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Hamburgers and titjobs have a lot in common
They’re both just pieces of meat stuck in between 2 soft buns
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What’s the similarity between a hare and a pear?
They’re both green…Apart from the hare.
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French communists must be like
we, we! baguettes!
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Did you hear about the time traveling politician?
Their policies are ahead of the times
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3 men are lost in a desert
They’re on the verge of dying from dehydration when they find a genie lamp on the ground. They rub it and a genie comes out and says:”You have freed me from a 2000 years slumber. You will be rewarded with a wish each.” The first man, excited, asks to go back home and drink some of his mom’s delicious lemonade, his wish is granted. The second man asks to go back to his house to have a pool party with all his friends, his wish is also granted. The third and last man waits a little to think and says:”Now, I feel kinda lonely. I wish my 2 other friends would come back.”
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A women just gave birth
Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet you out back in 10 minutes!”
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Good TV stands for 43 inch ?
Budget is around $200 and im looking for something simple and can still fit an audio setup (nothing crazy)
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What would happen if the electricity was disconnected at a brothel?
They would have to use a candle.
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I HATE MY BUS DRIVER SO MUCH OMFG
Some kid was being annoying, so I lightly kicked him, so he would get the message that he was being obnoxious, and the bus driver let out a fucking KAREN SCREECH. OH. MY. GOD. This retarded bitch lets out all her rage on ME. FOR KICKING A KID LIGHTLY ON THE FUCKING FOOT. This bitch needs to be fired. I want to take my revenge so damn badly. How can I go about ruining her holiday season?