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Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a bunch of wood at the bottom. When the fire was out and there was nothing but ashes they would throw the peanuts in the ash. When the elephants got curious to look down at the peanuts they would sneak up behind the elephant and kick it right in the ashehole.
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Noticed this glitch in the Aggressive heist option
Even if you didn’t steal the boring machine, you can still enter by the sewers.Has anyone noticed this too?
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I got a haircut last week but I didn’t really like it.
It’s okay though, it’s growing on me.
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The Magical Elevator
A 12-year-old boy and his father were new to the Western World and entered a shopping mall for the first time.The boy was amazed by almost everything he saw, but especially by two silver doors that move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, “Dad. You’re an Engineer. What is this?”The Engineer (never having seen an elevator before, but too proud to admit it) responded, “Son, this is an elevator. I’m very familiar with the workings because I’m an Engineer.”While the boy watched with amazement, a fat old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.The walls opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room.The proud Father started “See son, this will take her to the 2nd floor, then back down here to the 1st floor. I know this because I’m an Engineer.”The doors closed, and they watched as the numbers above the doors light up. From 1 to 2, then 2 to 1. Finally, the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.The Father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son: “Wholly Shit! Go get your Mother now.”
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What did the popcorn get charged for?
A-salt & Buttery.
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Why did they call the painter who liked strangling sex, ‘the vegetable’
Cos he was an artichoke.
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What did the ice say to the water?
Nothing. It is very cold
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Fear of the show friends
Me: I’m afraid of the show FriendsTherapist: Dont worry I’ll be there for youMe: screams
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Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!!!”. I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
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A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see 3 large empty canvas bags. They each hide in one of them. Minutes later the police officers enter the barn. They search all around and finally get to the three bags. The police starts kicking the bag that contained the brunette so she starts : BARK BARK! The police concluded the bag contained puppies. Then they started kicking the bag that contained the readhead. In response she started :MIAU MIAU! The police concluded that the bag contained kittens. Then they started kicking the last bag that contained the blonde. She replied : POTATOES!