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Indian girl sings her first-ever self composed Korean song(self learnt Korean)
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I asked Ryu from Street Fighter, “Can I borrow that uppercut move you do… Whatever that’s called?”
He yelled back “SURE-A-YOU CAN!”
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Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The first woman says, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when we did it”The second woman says, “I’m going to have a boy because I was on top when we did it”The third woman pauses and says, “I guess I’m going to have a puppy”
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The old man and the bear.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,”See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you’ll never forget.”They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.”Well,” he began, “I remember back in ’44’, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don’t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!……’ Well… I just shit my pants.”The young men looked astonished and one of them said, “I don’t blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.”The old man shook his head and said, “No, no, not then, just now when I said ‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!’”
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I’d tell you a UDP joke
But you might not get it
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shouldn’t gen z be called millenials because our generation actually crosses the millenium?
according to google the years of gen z are 1995-2012 not agreeing but just confused
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What happens when a communist gets the flu?
They sneeze (the means of production)
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Ned and Fred, the Idiot Brothers…
Ned & Fred were building a house. Ned was putting up siding. He would take a nail out of his pouch, inspect it, sometimes hammer it in, other times, toss it into the trash.Fred saw this, went over and said “What are you doing, tossing out perfectly good nails!?”Ned explained, “See this nail” taking one from his pouch and holding it up to the siding, “It’s perfect! ” and he hammers it into the siding.”However”, he says next, pulling another nail out and holds it up to the siding, “This nail has the pointy end on the wrong side! It won’t go in because it’s backwards!”.Fred, clearly irritated by his idiot brother explains, “Look, you moron, there is nothing wrong with those nails” pointing to the nails in the trash, “Those are for the other side of the house!”
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I have a girlfriend,
She just exists in the solution to x^2 +1=0